Patrick “Razor” Sharp scored the game-winning goal with 4:50 left off a B-E-A-utiful pass from Patrick “Citizen” Kane. Yet, that wasn’t the best part of the night.
Jonathan “Head, Shoulders, Knees and” Toews and Adam “Bloodbath” Burish were dressed in orange and sky-blue suits, respectively, and were shown on the scoreboard screen toward the end of [...]

Sorry for the delay in posts, everyone. I’ve been doing my share of drinking, sleeping and working because — unfortunately — this isn’t my full-time job.
I’m once again short on time because of the stupid job, but I’ll have a recap up after the game. And I might do it wearing my Blackhawks Halloween mask [...]

Twitter me this, Twitter me that: Is anyone still missing Martin Havlat?
In Havlat’s first regular-season return to Chicago since his off-season of deprecating tweets toward the Four Feathers, the Blackhawks held Marty to a mere shot on goal and decreased his plus/minus to a frightening minus-10 while keeping the Minnesota Wild winless on the road [...]

Sorry for the delay in posts. Even bloggers like to drink all weekend and be lazy on Sundays.

That was the sweet music being sung by Blackhawks fans when Cristobal Huet received the First Star after Saturday night’s 2-0, 27-save shutout against the Nashville Predators. It made me believe for about two seconds people actually read [...]

Well, it’s official: I’m going to puncture the scrotum of every single Vancouver Canuck.
Chris Kuc is reporting the Blackhawks will be without Jonathan Toews and Brent Seabrook tonight against the Nashville Predators after suffering injuries in Wednesday’s 3-2 loss to Vancouver.
Jake Dowell is currently in the car on the way up from Rockford and will [...]

DISCLAIMER: This is not directed toward every Blackhawks fan, but you’ll know if you fit the bill after reading this. Don’t act indignant either with the, “What? Who? Me?” shit. ‘Fess up if this is you. If you haven’t been to a game, you may not understand this. But it’s happening, and these are observations [...]

Nothing seemed to go right. Even the Blackhawks goals had people in Section 326 feeling more a sense of relief than jubilation.
Vancouver dominated the game, and it was pretty evident from the start. When Duncan Keith put the ‘Hawks up 1-0, the sense was more of a, “Good, we got the lead,” feeling because everyone [...]

The Canuck Way vs. Blackhawk Up

This is the last image of Roberto Luongoat the United Center. Oh, the hilarity. The Blackhawks shoved seven goals up his ass and ran the Canucks out of town with a Game 6 victory, which featured Patrick Kane’s hat trick.
Let’s get this straight — these two teams do not like each [...]