Well, it’s official: I’m going to puncture the scrotum of every single Vancouver Canuck.
Chris Kuc is reporting the Blackhawks will be without Jonathan Toews and Brent Seabrook tonight against the Nashville Predators after suffering injuries in Wednesday’s 3-2 loss to Vancouver.
Jake Dowell is currently in the car on the way up from Rockford and will play on the fourth line tonight, and newly acquired Andrew Ebbett will play center on Toews’ line. Time to show what you’re made of, fellas.
This injury shit is really starting to get out of hand. And do we really need another reason to hate goddamn Vancouver? Knocking out two of our best players? They better get security to watch their team bus the next time they’re in town.
And you can put your Antti Niemi jersey back in the closet for tonight — Cristobal Huet will start in net tonight.