Photoshop of the Day: Lu Waves The White Towel

Just as I spent the summer of 2010 joyfully basking in the Blackhawks‘ Stanley Cup victory, this summer has been made enjoyable in a Schadenfreude sort of way by Vancouver‘s ultimate demise in the Stanley Cup finals. Make no mistake, Vancouver is the Morgoth of the NHL.

Filled with pride, anger, malice, lust, jealousy, and envy, and by way of whining and diving, the Canucks threatened to bring about the destruction of all we hold sacred about the game we love. They came close, but as in any fairy tale ending, they were ultimately defeated.

Okay honestly, it’s a slow news day and there’s not much material to photoshop during the summer, so I’m going for the low-hanging fruit. Sue me. Admit it though, Vancouver’s folly still brings a smile to your face…


John Schultz, lead writer for BlackhawkUp. Follow me on Twitter @ChiNativeSon.

  • cliffkoroll

    isn’t it “woewing”?

  • Jerry Kayne

    Always check the back of your skate when leaving the bathroom. Another playoff lesson learned.

  • cliffkoroll

    Roseanne Roseannadanna once recounted a story of Princess Grace coming out of a bathroom with toilet paper stuck to her shoe. good times.

  • Jerry Kayne

    @cliffkoroll And her uncle Carlos Santana Rosannadana had a little (Keith)sweatball on the end of his nose …

  • ChicagoNativeSon

    You two just dated the three of us.

  • cliffkoroll

    @Jerry Kayne Adam Burish, November 2009: Seabs has some crazy ones. Before every game he has these things he says to everyone, and to me he always says, right before warm-ups, “Let’s get a good drip out there Bur, let’s get a good drip,” you know, about getting a good sweat going. That’s every game. “Let’s get a little drip.” Yeah, he’s goofy.