Rob Grabowski-US PRESSWIRE

Chicago's Newest Comedian

 

Although there was nothing funny about his hit on Phoenix’s Michal Rozsival, in Game 6 that ended his season, Jimmy Hayes has used the offseason to become one of Chicago’s up and coming comedians.  Hayes (@Jimmy10Hayes) has become a must follow on Twitter due his arsenal of childish one liners that can make anyone crack a smile.  Some examples of his jokes include:

“Which is faster heat or cold? Obviously heat because you can catch a cold!!!”

 

“What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop”

 

“Where did the one legged waitress work??? Ihop”

 

“Knock knock! Who’s there? Britney!! Britney who? Knock knock! Who’s there? Ooops I did it again!!!”

 

“Why do sea gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.”

 

Hayes has even gotten some of his team mates involved in the jokes like Bryan Bickell and Patrick Sharp.  It is a fun little follow to get a good chuckle during the middle of a work day.

 

 

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