5. Duncan Keith Amateur Dentistry Kit
I am a sucker for hokey, fake advertisements much like the one where Clay Matthews is peddling Fatheads as problem solvers for every day issues. Though I don’t know how many teeth has has lost in this young season, we all remember Keith losing seven teeth against the San Jose Sharks and continuing to play through it. It would be great to see Keith in an infomercial type setting, selling kits to teens to help maintain their actual teeth while playing youth hockey.