He’d have to be Superman to do that, Lois.

It’s pretty amazing to know that — barring ridiculous setbacks and unforeseen player movement — the Blackhawks will have Patrick Kane, Jonathan Toews and Marian Hossa playing together for at least the next five-plus seasons. In honor of these ridiculously talented superstars, here is their highlight reel of 2009 to date.

• How in living hell Kaner snuck this past Backstrom is behind me. He had the diameter of an asshole to fit the puck through:

• Toews seems to have one of these goals every season, but the way he’s been playing and the puck control and vision he possesses makes me believe there’s a lot more like this to come:

• Hossa the magician:

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