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Bravely, Bold Sir Bowman Rode Forth From Florida…

By Unknown author

So after watching the beast that is Jacob Markstrom in net for the Florida Panthers last night, it suddenly dawned on me…

No skating ability required, and he does it all for one low salary. Plus, this is one goalie you won’t want to slash (if he can catch you).

Run away, Crawford, Emery, and Salak. Sometimes three heads isn’t better than one.

“He buggered off!”

John Schultz
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